Well, maybe not. ;) But, I have some mad skills he's lacking.

Realistically, I can post on this sub-reddit 100 times and 99 of those will go unnoticed. It probably won't result in an up or down vote either way. I'd prefer the up votes. Ha. ;) This is my experience so far. I know the ratio of men to women is probably 100 to 1 thus, the chance of meeting isn't favorable. But, I am optimistic and if there's one thing I've learned in life's journey, that's to be patient, be perfectly honest and speak from the heart. Or make an offer no one can refuse. ;)

I'm relatively new to Reddit and amazed at the endless number of subjects that are discussed. By new, I mean I've been lurking for about a year and still haven't delved into the plethora of content. It's like an endless playground!

I'm into music, fiction, guitars, writing, reading, anything antique Americana and bike riding. The bike riding coincides with light weights perfectly. I love stock car racing too and visit a number of races per year. I have driven a race car before but not professionally... my top speed was 170 MPH. To match that adrenaline rush, there's the guitar. I'll play anything from soft acoustic to hard core to a blues fusion, each with a feel and passion that is truly an extension of myself.

When I'm not calculating tech infrastructure resources for a global firm, I'll find a trail to walk, reflect on life's ups and downs, my dreams and of course my desire to find a partner to share our discreet adventures. ;)

I'm here because I wish to find a discreet affair. I've had a relationship before, lasted six years and ended years ago after she decided to divorce and well, she wanted a full time partner so, it was her decision to move on. I've learned that she has remarried.

I'm open, a conversationalist, easy, emotionally available, not into melodrama and not afraid to have feelings. I'm financially secure, no issues there and feel that it's a man's obligation to pay for arrangements unless you want to buy me a coffee or glass of wine or a Ferrari. ;) I'm low maintenance for sure.

Things about you that turn me on: the great conversation we have together... your laughter... your perfect choice of lip gloss reminiscent of glazed sugar... the slightest scent of your perfume when you walk by... the incredible way the eye liner accents your beautiful eyes... your inquisitive nature... your intelligence... your calm coolness... your centerfold smile... the fact that you feel comfortable with me... the way you can drop a four letter word at the perfect moment... your physical reaction when I glide my lips slowly down your spine as I exhale... your anticipation... your chemistry... your moxie!!

Be yourself, be genuine, empathetic, sincere and as honest as I'm being here. Memories await but you have to contact me because I haven't perfected the art of mind-reading yet. ;) I look forward to hearing from you! :)