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[M4F] #NJ (NYC/Philly too) The Adorkable Dad You Can’t Stop Smiling About at the Holiday Party
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Able-Programmer8550 is a male looking for a female in New Jersey
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Hi there,

Ever find yourself at a holiday party, sipping your drink, and catching glimpses of that sweet, slightly innocent dad who’s just too cute for words? The warm, funny guy with an easy laugh who somehow balances “Clark Kent” with “king of dad jokes”? Yep, that’s me.

Let me introduce myself: I’m 44, happily married. I’m Caucasian, 6 feet tall, average build, and powered by daily workouts and pizza—because balance is key, right? Professionally clean-shaven, bespectacled, and polished on the outside, but with a mischievous streak you’ll love discovering.

Fun fact: I still read Reader’s Digest. Yes, really. Their dad jokes are gold, and those stories of everyday heroes? They give me hope and remind me that kindness matters. I may seem like a vanilla latte, but trust me—there’s a shot of espresso under all this sweet.

What am I looking for? A spark. That undeniable chemistry that makes your phone lighting up feel like fireworks. Flirty banter that gives us butterflies, kisses that make the world disappear, and a connection where mutual respect is everything. Your space, your boundaries, always respected.

So, what are you waiting for? Come say hi before someone else beats you to the punch (or eggnog).

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