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HWP, professional, not a serial killer, some women find me attractive (they do!).
TOP 10 REASONS TO BE MY AP:
I can’t get pregnant
You’ll have to stand on your tippy-toes to kiss me
I will let you crush my head with your thighs
I am a great listener once them tiddies come out
I am not interested in a threesome because I’d rather not disappoint 2 women at the same time
I lack personal space when in bed
I have never been in jail (except in Monopoly)
With you’ll always be the pretty one
I will always vacuum my face so you have a clean place to sit
And finally….
- I may not be a photographer, but I can picture us creating sexy memories
If you are reading this far and you have a smile on your face, I want to hear from you. Send me the cheesiest pick-up line you have ever gotten.
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