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I don't know about you, but I know I could use it. That buzz on your phone and the dopamine hit when you see who it's from. The silly or sweet or sexy message waiting for you, the little bit of happiness we can steal throughout the day.
What, you ask, makes it worth while to get to know me? That'll be up to you to decide if I'm actually worth it, but I like to think I am. I'm athletic but not a roid monster. I love the gym but I also love shoving pasta and garlic bread in my face. I've got a sweet tooth, and I haven't met a chocolate chip cookie I wouldn't fuck with. I love a good glass of wine but in my opinion that's not a $30 or $40 bottle. Those mid range hit just right.
So what will be talk about? Our day. Maybe our kids, and how they're amazing but also you could strangle them daily (if you've got any that is). Emotions aren't off limits but there's no reason to immediately cliff dive into that pool. Just know it's not a hard no.
We're not going to complain about spouses all day. Frustrations can come up but I'm not here to badmouth them. I'd rather just forget that's why I'm here. Deal breakers are definitely drama, any desire to change your situation, or awful OPSEC. If you don't know what that means, do your homework and save you and the next guy a world of trouble!
Come say hi, throw me your best dad joke, and let's see if we can smirk a little.
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