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43 [M4F] #Ottawa - Seeking someone who'd never do this
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x2karbon is a male age 43 looking for a female in Ottawa, Canada
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and yet you're here and fascinated. Maybe you're a little turned on? Perhaps you're a little unhappy that not only are you "missing" something in your life (and that's why you are looking here) but there isn't a guy around who can see what you need, see what kind of attention you crave and treat you the right way.

Or maybe this is just a guilty pleasure. Reading, looking, laughing, thinking "maybe"...

Or maybe you are just feeling like a very naughty little girl right now and need someone to know.

Whichever of those is true, one thing is certain in your head: "You'd never do this". You'd never be on here to look for men. (Except, well, hi, you're here!) And you'd never actually ANSWER one. No, certainly not.

Except...well...you're here.

And now reading a posting left just for you, by me.

I will simply tell you that I love the fact that you're a smart, attractive, curious but "would never do this" kind of girl. I'd tell you I am a smart, attractive, fun, wealthy, chill guy who is single and professional and creative and far more interesting and genuine and aware than those writing the many posts you are rolling your eyes over. You know. The posts with poor use of the english language and the obvious failure to see all the wonderful complexities and even conflicting needs you possess. And the failure to understand you might be nervous about being here.

You. A girl reading and thinking "no never"

But I am going to challenge you.

Say hi.

It's our secret. No one has to know.

You can still be an "I'd NEVER do that" kind of girl...

But take the chance, and you'll quickly realize I am not an internet creep and you are talking to someone friendly, which means you are talking to a friend (see how this works? we can trick our way around your reluctance!)

Yes. I get it. It all seems sketchy. But you're here.

And you have a tiny smile on your face right now, don't you? Of course you do. So cmon, take a chance. Let me spoil you the way you should be.

About me:

Height - 6' * Build - Medium built * Weight - 195 lbs * Dark Brown eyes

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