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Ladies, are you ready to cast your vote today for your secret running mate, an AP who knows how to bring the fun?
Me: Undeniably attractive and successful male, 6 ft tall with the body of a Greek God. Voted into Jimmy Kimmel's Handsome Men's Club, twice. More sensitive than Mother Teresa, more loveable than E.T., wiser than Yoda, and more modest than a Presidential Candidate. Flexible enough to condescend to younger women and rehash mother issues with older women.
My campaign promises:
- daily steady stream of terrible jokes that'll keep you laughing with or at me
- spontaneous adventures that will have us sneaking away for romantic escapades
- nights filled with chemistry that’s off the charts and passionate moments that will leave you breathless and eagerly awaiting our next rendezvous
Join me in a relationship offering more fun than human beings are allowed to have. Vote for excitement, mischief, and unforgettable memories—vote for me!
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