You're on the phone with your AP, he's upset
He's going off about something that you said
'Cause he wouldn't get your humor like I would
I'm in my home, it's a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music he doesn't like
And he’ll never listen to your story like I do

But he wears starched shirts, I wear T-shirts
He's a big shot, and I'm most surely not
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who wants to know you
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
You belong with me, you belong with me

Romp in the sheets with you when you’re off the shelf
I can't help thinking that is how it ought to be
Laughing in a Day use, thinking to myself
"Hey, isn't this easy?"

And you've got a smile that can light up this whole town
Noone’s seen it in a while since he brought you down
You say you're fine, I know you better than that

You say you’re fine, but you know better than that
Hey, what you doing with a guy like that?

He sends dick pics, I try to really click
He's a big honcho, and I'm not very slick
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time

If you could see I'm the one who could understand you
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
You belong with me

Standing by and waiting at your backdoor
All this time how could you not know, baby?
You belong with me, you belong with me

Oh, I imagine you staring at r/affairs in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're 'bout to cry
I know your favorite songs and you tell me 'bout your dreams
Think I know where you belong, think I know it's with me

Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
You belong with me

Standing by and waiting at my inbox
All this time how could you not know, baby?
You belong with me, you belong with me

You belong with me
Have you ever thought, just maybe
You belong with me?
You belong with me

If this makes no sense to you, maybe we're not a match and you can be on your way...or look up Taylor Swift’s “You Belong With Me” haha.

And yes, you belong with me.   That is, if we’re compatible….Me?  Gentleman, sense of humor, can carry a convo, cheerful type, sometimes a bit silly….6’ thin, reasonably attractive…..You? Adventurous, doesn’t take things or yourself too seriously…..

Looking for something casual, not too involved unfortunately as I’m pretty busy with work and the um, home front.  Looking for a combustible co-conspirator for periodic hotel hijinks from time to time with someone who also doesn’t have a lot of time to spend doing these type things.   We can connect, share stories, problems, dreams and laughs together as we mutually enjoy a periodic retreat into a sort of “endorphin cocoon” that recharges us both emotionally and physically. 

I do understand this is not every potential APs cuppa tea, but I’ve found if I look hard enough….if I do pursue my “Wildest Dreams,”…so to speak…..I will find someone out there seeking something similar.  oxoxoxoxox