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Hello, fellow internet wanderers!
I’m a 37-year-old dad from California, and when I’m not stepping on Legos or negotiating bedtime treaties with tiny humans, I’m here… looking for a different kind of fun. Because who needs peace and quiet when you can have an online affair, am I right?
I’m searching for a fabulous, 30 married woman (because let’s keep it real—it’s an affair subreddit, not a PTA meeting) who’s got open availability, like me. If you’re ready to chat between the school runs and grocery hauls, let’s make this our little digital escape. You’ll find I have dad jokes for days and a talent for typing one-handed while holding a squirming toddler—talk about multitasking!
No pressure, no expectations, just some good ol’ fashioned online mischief while your husband’s watching golf and I’m pretending to fix something around the house. Let’s sneak in some flirty banter between diaper changes and pretend we’re more adventurous than we really are.
So, if you’re 30 , married, and ready for an online affair that comes with extra cheese (I mean, the dad jokes, not the pizza), slide into my DMs!
Your new digital distraction is just a message away. (Warning: Puns included.)
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