Hello to all that are nice enough to click in here and read.

I decided to take the plunge and put my own post out there, even though I know it’ll likely get lost in the sea of horn dog men, which we all are lol, who have their own posts up.

I’m typing this up in an effort to actually get to talk to someone. But that’s getting ahead of myself, you clicked/tapped in here because of the word unicorn and I’ll detail what I mean by that below.

The reason I may just be a unicorn is multifaceted, read on as I speak to many frequently requested attributes of an M by an F in an F4M.

I am indeed looking for a slow burn, long term OA with someone. I’m not looking to jump straight to sexy sexness (that’s what the kids call it, right?)

I am a passionate man with lots of love and emotion to give and I want to lavish my OA with all that they desire in that realm.

I am a good conversationist, mainly because I love to talk to people. So I will be talking to you. A lot. It will start online on here but I’d quickly rather move to Telegram or Discord once I’m comfortable with someone. Would be all text to start, but could move further if we are clicking.

I work from home, with a good career, so I have prodigious amounts of time to bug you, I mean chat.

I want the random texts, the shared moments, the inside jokes. I want the butterflies, the smile when I’m day dreaming. I want to live, love, and laugh.

And I want all of that for you as well, dearest unicorn rider.

I’m not looking for a super model. I’m not Brad Pitt (screw it, I’m old). That’s okay, we are people with so much to give.

I am considered reasonably attractive and i have an average, mild dad-bod build. I am running daily and working on that though.

I want someone who is not all rainbows and sunshine, we all deal with crap. I want you at your good, your bad, your sad. I want the whole package because that is you, and you are who I want.

Regarding age, I need someone who’s somewhere in the range of 28-50. Big spread y’all! This tends to bring in the strong women who know what they want. It’s okay if you don’t classify yourself as that though :)

That just leaves interests. I’ve got a million of them, but I’ll try to rein it in.

• First and foremost, I am extremely passionate about music. I experience it on a very deep level, love to talk about it, love to go to shows, love to find new artists, and love to vibe to it. ** My main genres are: Metal, rock, kpop, jrock, some edm, blues, and classical. I really will listen to anything though, I’m able to appreciate music in many different forms.
• So that leaves reading fantasy novels, cooking wonderful Cajun meals, running, enjoying a good bourbon, and I love tacos.

So, I think that’s enough of a job posting lol, I truly hope we find each other.

Oh, one more thing, if we start talking and you decide it’s not for you, please do not ghost me. That is a painful thing to go through.