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Hi,
So I couldnāt decide what to post so I came up with an idea to write fake reviews of what I think my former affair partners and girlfriends would say about me.
āHe gives great adviceā¦takes none of itā
āHeās from New Jersey, and itās very obviousā
āIf you want random unsolicited rants about irrelevant life observations, heās your guyā
āHe genuinely enjoys cleaning. Is it effeminate? Debatableā
āHeās trash at cup pong!ā
āPretty sure he thinks sports and seasonal depression are the same thingā
āHe once sent me a 20 year old tshirt, there was also a cardā
āHeās really mid, but then he started talking about his Stanley Kubrick coffee table book and I was like Swoooonnnnā
The self deprecation is cathartic. So if youād like to learn more, Iāve left out about 20-30 more quotes for your leisure. Happy hunting ladies :)
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