I am a married male with a couple kiddos, who occasionally can be slightly introverted, yet witty and sarcastic. While my marriage is not horrible, I am missing both the physical and emotional intimacy. I’ll state the proverbial I’m not looking to leave my marriage nor should you.

Since physical attraction is important in this realm, I am 5’10 and slim/lean with short brown hair, light eyes, facial hair and tattoos. I work in an office, so most of the time, the ink is hidden with my collared, button down shirts. I do like to keep active, but I am by no means rocking a six-pack (unless we’re talking about beer). But whether it’s running, golf, riding the stationary bike, I like to keep and stay active.

As for what I’m looking for physically, you are ideally shorter than me. You have an athletic to curvy body. I am a sucker for light eyes and someone who can dish out her own sarcasm.

I realize there are quite a few fakes, bots, sellers, etc. I am looking for someone who is real and authentic, can hold a conversation and has the time and effort to put into an affair. I am also not looking for something just online. Please be within two hours of the Philadelphia area or travel here for work.

Most importantly, I am looking for someone is who looking for something long-term. I’m not interested in playing games, or have me think that we’re hitting it off, only for you to disappear off the face of the earth. I have a busy life with work and family and I expect you do as well, but I want someone who can still chat regularly and has the ability to carve out weekdays to meet up when our schedules allow.

If you feel that we would be a good match, send a chat and tell me a little about yourself—an introduction if you will. I’m not a fan of Reddit chat so after talking for a bit, I would like to move to Telegram to talk; I do not have nor will I download any other apps.

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