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37 [M4F] #DC, #DMV--two muffins are sitting in an oven
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Internal-Spinach4390 is a male age 37 looking for a female in District of Columbia
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The first muffin turns to the other and says, "Gee its hot in here!" The second muffin turns and says "holy crap a talking muffin!"

Thanks for stopping by and reading my ad and, undoubtedly, laughing at my dad joke. I'm an experienced adulter that is getting back into the lifestyle. As such, I have tight opsec, have a no-nonsense/games approach, and know exactly what I want. Indeed, I've had several successful, long term APs spanning simple FWBs to full-blown proper affairs that are exlcusive, engaging, and highly supportive of one another. What's the secret? Well, I'm glad you ask!

I communicate and expect the same. Not just daily communication, but honest communication about what I want and my boundaries. Set expectations early on and check in from time to time. Even if you're only seeking FWBs, I do want some type of emotional connection/friendship--have to have some way to develop chemistry.

I don't rush things. Again, even if you're just looking for a FWB, I want to know you so I feel relaxed and comfortable being with you. Healthy boundaries (avoiding love bombing, not divulging critical personal information, etc.) are important but sharing some aspects of ourselves is foundational to a functional lifstyle.

About me: 37ish year old married white male. Sucessful white collar professional with a graduate degree. I absolutely love to fix things around the house, in typical dad fashion, as well as cook. Average to fit body, handsome in a nerdy-athletic way, and very humor forward. I love animals and the outdoors. Drug and disease free.

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a female
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