I love women, so, so much. You were my favorite past-time until an unnerving OPSEC breach transpired months ago and I haven’t played with you since.

This prolonged abstinence, however, has left me unwell. I miss you desperately. Being within close proximity of you anywhere results in a knowing swelling. Glimpses of long hair, legs, and those cute outfits have driven me into a constate state of frustration and desperate yearning.

No one needs to be this primed in the vitamin aisle of Whole Foods. It’s embarrassing. I am properly miserable.

Substitutes have sufficed, for a while anyway. My own hands – perfectly capable of bringing me to orgasm, but it’s not quite the same now, is it? These self-induced ones are acute, crescendoing quickly and then dissipating, much like my sanity. They don’t quiet and don't satisfy.

The orgasms I am chasing are all-encompassing and suspending. You know -- the ones where the waves of pleasure start and become so intense and unrelenting that all you can do is choke out moans and gasp for air. I want these.

These orgasms are the ones that can only be coaxed out by my being deep inside of you, bottoming out on your cervix.

So here I am, against better judgement, honoring my treasonous libido's desires.

Will you play with me?

The nitty gritty:

Me: 47 y/o, white, 5'10, hwp, married with kids -- a fine, upstanding suburban fellow to all outward appearances.

I want us to tease each other, to kiss deeply, tongue on tongue, until we are whimpering with desire.

Not afraid of love, either, if we are so suited to each other that we want to go deep.

You: 25-60 y/o, preference for long hair. Please be ok with meeting 1-2 times a month.

Reciprocal non-negotiables – Please be married (like me) or at least attached. Exceptional OPSEC. Able to meet on workdays, during normal working hours. I cannot do nights or weekends.

We will have to get a day-use hotel or use AirBnBs

Please reach out to me. If we vibe, I’d like to meet for a hello, a coffee, and some banter, to see whether we hit it off.