Well hello there. Thanks for taking the time to read through my word salad, where I'm going to be dropping 300 words to convince you why you need to message me.

I'm a 37 year old guy, married with 2 kids (then snipped) and severely neglected with no attention at home. But god damnit, I'm a catch. Physically, I'm 6'3, 220 lbs of muscle, I work out 5x a week. Brown hair, blue eyes. I'm super humble 99.9% of the time but since this is Reddit and I'm trying to sell myself here, I do get a lot of looks when I'm out, and women approach me in some not-so-subtle ways at times. But I'm pretty selective, and obviously want to be discrete and keep things on the DL.

I have a really great job as a senior exec at a marketing agency. Very much of the work hard, play hard mindset. Outside of work, I love coaching my kids' teams, doing a ton of DIY shit around the house, and nerding out to the latest documentaries. Love exploring new places, whether it's a city or town, or even just a new restaurant, brewery or dive bar. I'm very laid back, calm yet confident, self deprecating at times and super sarcastic. But I also know when to turn the charm on and love being able to talk your pants off. Sexually I'm very open minded, love being in a dominant position, very kinky and would love to talk through our fantasies, turn ons, desires and sexual bucket lists.

So what am I looking for? Someone in a similar situation. Desperately craving that romantic, intelligent, flirty, sexual attention but the well is beyond dried up at home. If you have kids and we can sympathize, that would be a bonus. The more local to me, the better. I really don't have hangups on age, race, body type, etc. To me, the most attractive woman is someone who is super confident in themselves and are enthusiastic about providing the same amount of attention they want in return.

If that sounds good to you so far, send me a message! I won't bite. Happy to share some pics if and when the timing is right.