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I miss butterflies. And that’s not because I find Geoffrey Palmer funny. I miss a spark. And that’s not because I was addicted for 10 years to putting my fingers in sockets. I miss connections. And that’s not because the metro running late means I miss the bus to Cramlington.
I’ll tell you what else I miss. The ball when playing mini golf but that’s just because I have the attention span of a… sorry. Was I saying something?
You know they say Brits have a dark sense of humour. But that’s maybe because there’s rarely sufficient sun.
And whilst this may not be our first rodeo, I’ve never actually been to one. I even missed the UK’s first RodeoFest in Milton Keynes. Which is no bull. Similar to RodeoFest or so I hear. So with my actual lack of rodeo experience, does it count if I once wore a ten gallon hat (discounted to five) and watched a line dancing class from a distance of 10 yards (metric never caught on right?).
If you got this far, have a medal. But the medal shop was out of silver and bronze, so I only have gold, frankincense, and myrrh. So be sure to let me know which one you want or I won’t reply to your message.
But listen. I crave spark. Connection. Conversation. Something friendly and flirty would make my day as well as hopefully yours. If geography permits, I would absolutely be open to meeting and more. If you’re missing something. And you can’t quite put your finger on it. Or you know what you’re missing and fancy putting your finger on it thinking about it, let me know.
I’m geeky, nerdy, verbose, sapio, demi
My partner in crime has to be out there. Right?
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