Highlights:

Multiple positions available for one individual Extensive and attractive benefit package Snacks Time off from your troubles Hybrid work (frequently texting and communication along with in-person) Great water cooler banter Flexible hours Low pressure environment ALL THE BENEFITS

Hello, and thank you for reading the posting. If you’re interested in communicating with a guy, wait I mean company, I mean - ok, ok - a guy who is 45, married, one child and gives great chat, please do apply for the position.

Please know I am not interested in endless chat, I would like to meet at some point but that is obviously down to comfort levels and when it feels “right” - No pressure at all as we work through our feelings and comfort levels, but I AM serious about finding someone safe, sane and GGG.

I’m 165 lbs, blue eyes, dark hair, height weight proportionate, clean, attractive and safe. I lean towards the left of the political spectrum quite heavily, enjoy reading and cooking, movies, travel, prestige TV and don’t take life too seriously. Secrecy and privacy assured, we are looking for relief from our situation not more stress, of course.

Hope to hear from you! And if you’re applying for the position, please send a cover letter consisting of just a few words about yourself. Resume unnecessary!