Well you opened the post—no harm in reading!

I’m a married dad and have no interest in changing that for me or for you. It would be nice if you were in the same/similar situation so we both understand the dynamic but it’s not necessarily a requirement. I am happy to share pics early to see how we each feel.

We should admit this is about attraction as much as anything else so hopefully you are willing to do the same. Your age is not so important to me so long as you are over 18 of course. Happy to provide more of a description or share pics in chat.

That said—attraction is more layered than just looks. Of course that’s important but if your brain doesn’t turn me on just as much or if I don’t do that for you—this won’t last (and I’d like it to last). So let’s make sure the conversation is good too! Also—please be able to make me laugh. Dad jokes. Dirty jokes. Whatever—I’m in. In fact—lead with that if you’d like. Hit me with that home that makes YOU cringe—I want it!!

I want to be on the edge of my seat looking for your message. If I’m going to sneak around, I want to be turned on but I also want the butterflies. I want to be wrapped around your little finger and you mine.

So—really—talk to me about whatever you’d like. I have pets, into cooking, love stupid jokes, love a good cocktail, and am into making you feel like a million bucks.

Things I’m not into: smoking, MAGA cult members (or, really, any cult members…at least…any cult SO FAR).

We want to have fun so I’m fine letting conversation get adult early if you’d like but, again, we should have a lot to talk about—so let’s get to it!

So hit me with that joke. Show me your dog. Talk food to me—hit me with that secret chocolate chip cookie recipe or your favorite cut of steak or ANYTHING.

Can’t wait to meet you!