I am a 55 year old married guy. I am a professional and have my own office. My jokes are dirty and I am not very PC, but my tongue skills are on point. I’m seeking someone similarly situated or ok with my sitch who mostly requires a physical connection but appreciates some stability in an ongoing married partner.

An ideal meetup for me looks like a mix of good food, sex, convo in a discreet setting. I’m not looking to fall in love but to feel wanted and appreciated (and I’ll do the same in return). I want to learn about you — what gets you going, what your passions are, which spots are ticklish on your body. Let’s ride that line of vulnerability and enjoy each other’s company in the moment.

I enjoy a plethora of activities including but not limited to audio books, sports and travel.

On the physical side of things, my best description would be a dad-bod with a bit more around the waist. I’m 60, average height, green/brown eyes and a very salty salt and pepper full head of hair and similar goatee

I’m looking for someone within a reasonable age range (25-55) and is willing to establish some form of connection beforehand. If you appreciate non political correctness and a conspiratorial sense of humor we should hit it off! I also appreciate a good sense of humor and good communication skills.

Why I’m here — mostly missing the intimacy and attention at home. I’m probably a bit rusty but I try to be a selfless lover and prioritize my partner’s pleasure over mine.

Other stuff — I live and work near the Nassau Suffolk border. I don’t expect us to constantly chat as I’m not fully available. I can text most of the time but am limited in availability for meeting in person (either weekdays or we could plan a ‘business’ trip together when it comes to it). I’d also be open to long distance if we connect well.

If you’re still reading, thanks for listening and hope to chat with you.