Are you under 5'4" with generously distributed assets? Feel like you could qualify for r/biggerthanyouthought, r/sidewinders or r/burstingout? Love what you've got? Do you ever consider flaunting how hard it is for you to find clothing to fit your unique dimensions?

For a little context - I've always had the biggest crushes on the fun-sized and buxom ladies in my orbit of friends. Alas, they've always been otherwise attached and I have this unexplained magnetism that seems to exclusively attract tall Nordic women. No complaints mind you - though I still harbour that secret fantasy about a casual and flirtatious relationship with the more vertically challenged among the female populace. I find myself at a point in my life where I have the time and motivation to potentially do something about that dream.

You: Someone who falls within the aforementioned height range and with ample enough assets to fulfill the fantasy (DD? F? G? H?!). Neither race nor ethnicity are important to me. Someone witty, flirty, educated, who loves to read and is drug and smoke free. Enjoys pets, useless facts and bad jokes! Someone who takes care of themselves (mentally and physically), enjoys those lazy days in comfy oversized clothes but isn't above spontaneously dressing up and showing off for the right person. Someone who understands being attached and stable doesn't mean the desire for new adventures goes away. I don't need to know all the details of your current situation or why you find yourself here - we all have our unique reasons - and I do not expect us to irreparably damage our lives for one another. This should be a fun escape for two consenting adults and I'd rather focus on the two of us and our dreams, hobbies and desires. Perhaps you share my enthusiasm for the Art of Teasing, lingerie, oral, enjoy extended sessions of foreplay and wouldn't mind a male partner focusing extra attention on your breasts and nipples?

I'm located in the Western/ Central MD and South/ Central PA region - proximity would be nice but I'm perfectly fine with long distance / Online only.

Mutual attraction is key as is discretion. I hope to exchange details and SFW pictures relatively early on but I will defer to you on when and how more risque stuff gets involved.

Me: Olive skinned caucasian, 5'8", 165lbs, fit and athletic with nice arms and a runner's butt. Blue eyes, salt and pepper hair with matching beard scruff. 9-5 office digs, evenings with various sports practices. DILF? I'll let you decide! Aside from starting my 'silver-fox' stage early - I don't particularly look or feel 40. Disease, drug and smoke free. Vas-safe so no potential issues there. I'm attentive, passionate and gentle but am happy to get a little feisty if called for. Oh, and I will absolutely take advantage of that erogenous zone around your neck, ears and shoulders if given the chance.

Anyways, I've probably rambled enough. Thank you for reading this far - you're a champ! If any of the above piques your interest, well - I'd love to chat and learn more about you. No low effort replies please - let me know your favorite comfort food!

As a final note, while Chats and DMs are perfect to start, I would prefer to eventually take this off Reddit. I have a dedicated text number, Telegram and kik.