Good morning.

First off, I am not going to respond to any messages that request that I meet up elsewhere, i.e. California, New Mexico, etc. No, I'm staying where I am and you can't make me budge. So, what am I looking for? A man who is not some selfish butt, thinking he's the almighty Archangel Michael that plopped out of God's booty to be worshipped and such. Nope. But you can sure act like it when you have me bent over and crushing my hips against the wall with your powerful thrusts. You can be a downright crass behind locked doors, a downright savage claiming what is rightfully his, ah just knock me down and have me cry. However, as we dive into this plan to have me on your cock and all that sloppy stuff, I do expect us to be civil, respectful, and duh, can't we be friends?

Let's meet up first, at a public place, mask up if that reassures you, and see if the electricity is there. If so, then let's lay out a plan, play out various scenes, live out fantasies, heck, be fictitious characters likeidunnomaybesomeonefromavideogamebooksmoviesetc (I love video games)

Keep in mind that we both need to be safe, get tested, show results, and of course, be honest. I prefer sticking with one partner, thus I will be stupid selective (duh, picky)! Quality over quantity, amirite?!

Anyways, so you're wondering what sort of guy I'm looking for. Currently, I have been eyeing white guys (I'm an asian brat). Be taller than moi, me being 5'4" so I can feel scared while you're towering over me. You can have a dad bod, ripped, working on it, just show me you're taking care of yourself. I do daily walks, some interval training, but I don't think I'm crazy model fit. I am a little chubby now as I have lost weight (was really chubby). Hm, I am pretty and cute, but don't think I'm sickeningly conceited. No, I just want to be a defiant brat in bed. A brat who thinks she can take down a guy with just her words and glares. Lol, but we both know I'll quiver once you corner me underneath the fading moonlight. Now, can you handle that? Can you throw me down and pry my thighs apart with your knees with one fluid strike? Yeah? Then maybe you should message me. If you're hesitant about all this, then maybe you should just walk on by.

And did you know this defiant lady is a milf? Do you know what that means? Do you?

Capture my attention with something delicious in the subject line because I know it's going to get overwhelmed in sheer minutes to come. RIP my inbox. I don't care.

Now while my inbox caves in, who here is ready for Witcher season 3?

Note: Aw, did I forget to mention I'm a sucker for guys older than me? I don't mind around my age, but something about oldermensexysilverfoxwolf look just does me in. And if you're going to just send me a one-word-intro-lackluster-bs-greeting or "hey, lemmeknow if you're interested" stuff, you won't be given further attention. Why the ever living butt should I spend time with someone, who doesn't think past his cock? I mean, sex will be involved, but there are conversations and other fun to be had. Cmon, is that so hard?

Still here? You didn't get the message? sigh. I'm going to heavily stress this AGAIN:

Safe word: DiamondButts

Put some effort into your introductory post. It's revolting to read a one-liner message or some shit-filled post full of spelling errors and screaming immaturity. I want to have a conversation with an intellectual, not a doop who had to go through 6th grade a few times and barely passed high school. F that. Wait, is that too hard to understand? Okay, I will explain it like you're a 5 year old: I wish to talk to Dr. Strange not Hulkwhojustslashedhisinvinciblepantswithsharpdiarrhea.

Brute and brains over stupid.

Understood?

Now go.

Entice me.