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“Sex is like playing Bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.”
I promise I won’t send you too many dad jokes if we get serious. My best attributes are my awkward affect and my ability to detect if you’re in the mood for a Taco Bell run. I’ve also been told I smell nice and give decent back massages.
I try not to take myself seriously as all of my serious energy gets spent during my day job. I enjoy a plethora of activities including but not limited to reading, cooking, travel, DIY, and the occasional foray into something I am completely under qualified for (e.g. knife making, agriculture). I’m a bit of a self-proclaimed nerd and am introverted but making due in an extroverted society.
On the physical side of things, my best description would be a nerdy lumberjack. I’m 35, ‘white’, brown eyes and hair with some grey speckled in, average height and weight with a stocky build. Glasses.
I’m looking for someone within a reasonable age range (25-50) and is willing to establish some form of connection beforehand. I’ve tried one night stands and they aren’t for me. As the title of the sub implies, I’m attached and missing the intimacy. I’m probably a bit rusty but I try to be a selfless lover and prioritize my partner’s pleasure over mine.
Other stuff — I live in the suburbs and work in Manhattan, so meeting in Manhattan is easiest. I don’t expect us to constantly chat as I’m not fully available. I can text most of the time but am limited in availability for meeting in person (either weekday evenings or we could plan a ‘business’ trip together when it comes to it). I’d also be open to long distance if we connect well.
If you’re still reading, thanks for listening and hope to chat with you!
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