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30 [M4F] #LosAngeles - Do you have an SUV (Sexually Undersatisfied Vagina) in need of a good tune up & fluid release?
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SavoringEveryTaste is a male age 30 looking for a female in Los Angeles, CA
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We all know routine maintenance to keep things in top shape is necessary, but it can be easy to keep putting it off until all that pressure and frustration feels like it’s about to burst! Luckily we’ve got a great technician here who’s experienced with the work required for an SUV (even those models that can find it a bit tricky to reach top gear), and is a dedicated consummate professional who won’t quit until the job is done right (or whatever point you request a stop or break, consent & comfortability is so vital to a good time).

Our routine checkup & jump start is primarily focused on praising your make and model (even if you might feel a bit unkempt or unworthy…you deserve the recognition!) as well as our patented Trained Orgasm iNducer Giving U Ecstasy, to check your fluid levels and see if we can release any & all excess pressure…so perfect for those who’s SUV need extensive attention from a T.O.N.G.U.E.

An SUV just seeking T.O.N.G.U.E. action would be perfect, but you’re welcome to inquire if your vehicle could use further maintenance. Our technician is well experienced with headlight rotation & stimulation, with the capacity to apply his T.O.N.G.U.E. up above to attend to your two headlights as well, in addition to a good detailing of the entire body, with gentle yet firm hands to feel across all those areas in need of attention. And if you need a good stiff tool to get the job done, we can definitely discuss any further service you might desire at this time…

Our technician can travel fairly locally around the LA/SFV area, but also has a comforting & clean location a few miles west of the 405, with availability to host if you’d like to bring your SUV into the shop. He’s 30, fairly tall/slender build, mixed black with short dark hair, more of an affectionate nerdy type than a rugged muscled mechanic.

Bigger models are more than encouraged to respond, as well as those 1983 and earlier makes! Health & hygiene of high importance, respect the need for discretion and whatever your individual situation might be, and wouldn’t be opposed to connecting for multiple service sessions if we both have a great experience.

So yeah - would love to find someone who’s clearly got a sense of humor, would love to be praised & pampered & orally pleased, and is also a chill clean sane individual like myself! If this post gave ya a chuckle and you’ve got an SUV yourself that could use some service, send a reply my way and we can discuss logistics, feel out chemistry, and see if we can set up an appointment for you & our technician! Don’t need a whole cheeky response with euphemisms yourself, but clearly I put some effort into this post, so send a decent bit more than just “hi/heyy” if you’re legitimately interested ✌🏾

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