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Actually I do not smell like oatmeal. I mean it's fun to eat, but I definitely do not rub it under my arms or behind my ears. I know, the old bait and switch was just pulled on you and ou are probably worried that I want to talk about your extended warranty on your car...
Honestly, it is cold as f*#k out there. I just celebrated a birthday, and I think there is more to life than sitting around bitching about the weather. Then again, maybe I am wrong.
Perhaps crawling out of my "Dad bod haze" and trying to connect with a living breathing woman who might relish my touch and attention is too much?
I work out. I run. I stretch. It's to get the blood flowing and to keep the fat old guy bod at bay.
You would be surprised how much living breathing excitement can be hidden behind the glazed eyes of a former stay at home dad.
Urges, desires, more than one kink. Everything from good old fashioned fondling to strait up bent over in a park is on the table.
Are you a mom? Married? Bored? Ready to stuff your head in the oven?
Hit me with some hot sarcasm, what part of town you are in, and whether or not you use telegram.
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