I have a black lab/boxer mix dog that I got as a puppy a year ago he is named Khaos. Recently thought it would be funny to give him a bunch of boss titles to add to his name related to things he has done since I got him. One of the big events in him growing up was a delivery driver throwing a package full of imported chocolates into my yard while I was at work, and him eating all of it and getting chocolate poisoning to the point of going into nervous shock, having seizures, and losing control of his bodily functions. It was a long hard battle but he successfully came through and has made a healthy recovery into a happy, healthy dog.

I kind of want the title to involve the chemical name for chocolate: Theobromine (not a hard rule though)

Current name as it stands: Khaos the Immortalizer, Sentinel of the yard, Bane of cats, Devourer of artichokes,