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I MAKE A MOTION TO PROMOTE UBERNUBE TO THE POSITION OF MODERATOR. THIS MOTION SHALL BE KNOWN AS DISCORD'S MOTION TO REWARD GOOD BEHAVIOR.

I MAKE A MOTION TO PROMOTE TI-994A TO THE POSITION OF MODERATOR, ON THE CONDITION THAT HE MAKE A PUN WITHIN EVERY SINGLE THREAD WITHIN 48 HOURS OF ITS CREATION. THIS MOTION SHALL BE KNOWN AS DISCORD'S MOTION FOR FORCED HUMOR.

I MAKE A MOTION TO PROMOTE SPECS112 TO THE POSITION OF MODERATOR. THIS MOTION SHALL BE KNOWN AS DISCORD'S MOTION TO PROMOTE ACTIVE PLAYERS.

I MAKE A MOTION TO PROMOTE ALLBETENTH TO THE POSITION OF MODERATOR, BUT HE HAS TO DO THAT 5 VOTE THING AGAIN. THIS MOTION SHALL BE KNOWN AS DISCORD'S MOTION TO RE-INSTATE HILARIOUS AND ANNOYING RULES.

I MAKE A MOTION TO PROMOTE ALICORN_CAPONY TO THE POSITION OF MODERATOR, BUT HE HAS TO CHANGE HIS NAME TO SOMETHING SILLY AND/OR DEGRADING. THIS MOTION SHALL BE KNOWN AS DISCORD'S MOTION FOR RIVALRY.

I MAKE A MOTION TO PROMOTE TRICKSTERDRACONEQUUS TO THE POSITION OF MODERATOR, BUT HE ALSO NEEDS TO BE BANNED FROM THE SUBREDDIT. THIS MOTION ISN'T GOING TO GET A NAME. DEAL WITH IT.

I MAKE A MOTION TO PROMOTE BADJOKEMOSTLIKELY TO THE POSITION OF MODERATOR. THIS MOTION SHALL BE KNOWN AS DISCORD'S MOTION TO RANDOMLY PROMOTE PLAYERS.

I MAKE A MOTION TO PROMOTE ORSCHMANN TO THE POSITION OF MODERATOR. THIS MOTION SHALL BE KNOWN AS DISCORD'S MOTION TO PROBABLY MESS UP THE CSS REALLY BADLY, BECAUSE ORSCHMANN LOVES PLAYING WITH THE CSS, AND TRUST ME, IT'LL PROBABLY BE HILARIOUS.

I MAKE A MOTION TO PROMOTE UNSINKABLESAM THE POSITION OF MODERATOR, BUT YOU HAVE TO CHANGE HIS NAME TO "CHEERILEE" OR SOME OTHER PONY NAME, AND MENTION SOMETHING ABOUT "MILK" OR "MILK-BAGGING" TO HIM. THIS MOTION SHALL BE KNOWN AS DISCORD'S MOTION TO PROMOTE INSIDE JOKES.

I MAKE A MOTION TO PROMOTE FRUITALOO TO THE POSITION OF MODERATOR. THIS MOTION SHALL BE KNOWN AS DISCORD'S MOTION FOR POTASSIUM.

THESE MOTIONS MAY COLLECTIVELY BE KNOWN AS "DISCORD'S MOTIONS FOR MODERATORS," AND MAY BE VOTED FOR INDIVIDUALLY BY THEIR NAMES, OR COLLECTIVELY AS A GROUP.