There are a few that would be fine, mostly the people I've known for ages and actually can recognise pictures of and know what you sound like, but mostly it's probably all wrong.

Each of you even have your own voices when I read your shit. Whenever I've been in voice chats I can't register who anyone is really since it just all sounds wrong. I have to see which icon is lighting up to know who's talking, it's the main reason I avoid voice shit now.

Can't help but wonder how many of you guys feel the same way. Is anyone here actually super confident in their head canons? Do you guys feel like people being completely different looking/sounding than you expect would throw you way the fuck off?

The one thing I can never really picture is body language, since I can't really picture anyone not being in front of a computer or on a phone typing. Body language is really probably the number one way I actually understand what people are saying and how I communicate, which is why I ramble like a motherfucker and drop walls of text for the smallest things: I don't know how to talk unless I'm moving, half my family is french, it's not my fault.

Even though I have different voices for people some are harder to grasp than others, it depends how long I've known you and how long I've actually registered you exist, but they're there for each person. I'm bad at usernames, if you change your flair odds are I think you're a new person so I restart my headcanon for you. Mostly I know proper voices for the streamers and the people I've done small voice chat hangouts with. I think that a lot of the voices I truly know are from people who've gotten off the ride, or at least barely stop by anymore. I seemed to have been bouncing back and forth between old PLounge people and old MLAS people ages ago and shifted to only here so I know a lot of those voices too even though I'm never around those guys anymore.

I'm all thinky tonight. Think your thoughts at me on this. I can't be the only one who'd be excited to spend a weekend together at a con or whatever the fuck but likely spend the entire time being sketched out by how wrong everyone looks and sounds.