Stared at the wall ahead of me in horror for about five minutes, maybe longer. Only clued into passing time when someone walked past me to submit their exam and I noticed I still had half of mine to do. Don't worry, they were just a crazy fast exam writer, it was another half an hour before anyone else handed theirs in.

Seriously, who writes a 63 question exam in 30min? That is madness.

But seriously seriously, I apparently have been taught everything now and it's really fucking weird because half the time I feel like I'm making things up and I don't know shit. I can easily kill people by mistake and I feel like I'm making up what I do half the time, how fucked up is that? I wish all my exams were replaced with taking care of patients because the only time I remember anything is when it makes a difference to who I'm caring for. Normal potassium levels? Fucked if I know! Patient getting potassium by iv? Let me tell you how low their potassium is after glancing at their chart for 5sec!

This is like when I found out adults don't know how to be adults and are just faking it all over again.