Bro, I’ve been lurking here for months thinking y’all were capping, but last night? HOLY. SHIT. Matched with this alt-girl on Tinder who slid into my DMs with ‘Netflix at my place or nah?’ No games, no small talk—just vibes. Met her at this dive bar downtown, two tequila shots later, she’s dragging me to her car like she owed me money. Got to her spot, she literally dropped to her knees before I could even check out her vinyl collection (yes, she had one). Grabbed her hair like the subreddit taught me and let’s just say she earned her PhD in throatology. Zero hesitation, zero regrets. Shoutout to this sub for the confidence boost. Who else is out here living the dream? Drop your wildest hookup stories below—I’m riding this high all week.

Oh, and PS: If you’re a F, MF, or C looking to make some magic happen, slide into my DMs. I’m in the mood to keep this energy going. Let’s make some stories worth posting.