What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I have 372920 points at Sephora and I’ve been involved in numerous makeup exchanges and I have over 300 confirmed palettes. I am trained in dip dip application and I’m the top MUA artist who can't get hired at my local Ulta. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my witch hunters at /r/muacirclejerk. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your reddit account. Your karma is fucking dead, sweetie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can downvote you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in lippy selection, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Naked 3 palettes and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, sweetheart. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, lovely. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, dear. ~