It's a sunny day so I decide I'm going to go for a walk at this nature conservation area near my house without a shirt on. I come across this relatively secluded part of the woods and there's this shirtless dude with a backpack on. I think he's a fellow sun enjoyer and say what's up. This is the conversation that followed:

Gay Dude: Hellooo, you are beautiful

Me mentally kicking myself for saying hi: Thanks

GD: Can I suck your dick?

Me: Nope I'm good

GD: Are you sure?

Me: Yep

GD: Are you gay?

Me: Nope

GD: Really?

Me walking away now: Yep have a good one

GD: Damn that's unfortunate, you are gorgeous

Me: Yep thanks

GD yelling from far away now: Great ass too!

Guys. ffs I think I give off gay vibes. To be fair I was walking around shirtless wearing tight pink shorts but tf who is wandering around the woods offering blowjobs to random dudes? I need you guys to tell me how to give off straighter vibes so this doesn't happen again, mainly clothing advice.

EDIT: idek why I bother asking you guys for advice