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r/monkeyspaw

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to r/monkeyspaw by TheoDoorTheFella
6 days ago
I wish to always know what amount of sauce I’ll need for my meal so I never need to go back and get more
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to r/monkeyspaw by EmbarrassedRent6942
1 month ago
I wish for a really good meatball sandwich that I could consume right now without any health consequences
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to r/monkeyspaw by vampyrsink
1 month ago
I wish I was my own personal, portable hotspot with great connection strength.
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to r/monkeyspaw by No-Construction638
2 months ago
I wish child molesters nose and penis swapped places so they’d look like squidward and we’d be able to instantly know.
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to r/monkeyspaw by lonely194
1 month ago
I wish I was happy
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to r/monkeyspaw by Fancy_Till_1495
2 months ago
I wish I could shapeshift at will.
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to r/monkeyspaw by thesouleater33
2 months ago
I wish the monkey paw was a different animal's paw(has all the same powers as the monkey's paw)
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to r/monkeyspaw by confetti-power
2 months ago
I wish that any woman i cum inside orgasms at the same time
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to r/monkeyspaw by ZebbytheZebra
2 months ago
I wish for a floating pair of ass cheeks that will spray my enemies with the worse farts imaginable.
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to r/monkeyspaw by Iados_the_Bard
4 weeks ago
I wish I was good at playing Elden Ring.
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to r/monkeyspaw by Foreign-Dirt5437
2 months ago
I wish people could turn into fully functioning flesh cars, and we wouldn't need to produce or use metal cars
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to r/monkeyspaw by Fancy_Till_1495
2 months ago
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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to r/monkeyspaw by ZebbytheZebra
2 months ago
I wish my TV would come to life, sprout legs and arms, and beat the piss out of me while I sleep.
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to r/monkeyspaw by ZebbytheZebra
2 months ago
I wish to be able to read people's true intentions/thoughts.
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to r/monkeyspaw by Itz-yaboi-skinypenis
2 months ago
I wish for a burger. Standard size, American cheese, Hawaiian roll bun, 5 pickles, mustard, and hot sauce.
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in Hawaii
to r/monkeyspaw by Blaze_Falcon
1 month ago
I wish the end times didn't happen in warhammer fantasy
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to r/monkeyspaw by thesouleater33
2 months ago
I wish I could play chess with the monkey paw
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to r/monkeyspaw by Sooty2708
2 months ago
I wish for a ticket to see deadpool and wolverine
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to r/monkeyspaw by Iados_the_Bard
4 weeks ago
I wish I was 244 cm tall with no ill effects caused by my height.
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to r/monkeyspaw by Porn_account_Emma
3 months ago
I wish 75+25=90
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to r/monkeyspaw by Fancy_Till_1495
2 months ago
I wish I was born a girl. (I’ve seen all the ‘born in China, now you wish to be a trans man, etc. come up with something original.
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in You, China
to r/monkeyspaw by NeedThatThroat
3 months ago
I wish I could add another woman to the relationship
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to r/monkeyspaw by SimperLimper
3 months ago
I wish I was more desirable to men
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to r/monkeyspaw by Simple-Street-4333
3 weeks ago
I wish whenever people had a significant open wound or cut their shower water was replaced with isopropyl alcohol without them knowing.
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to r/monkeyspaw by Molingirl
3 months ago
I wish for a peanut butter sandwich that only contains blended peanuts, bread made of flour and water that’s been baked, and nothing else, and all ingredients are ethically sourced.
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