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I wish that I had sex with my best friend’s mom.
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Seeing how it is a monkey’s paw, don’t I have like three wishes like in the story? So my additional two: it is done like those really low-effort porn videos where the friend’s mom is like “Oh I spilled water on your shorts....here let me take those off for you.” And my third wish is that specifically only her and I are the ones in the room having the sex.
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