Ok so I know the title seems like a lot, but I feel that it’s appropriate for what happened. I went down to New Orleans over the weekend for business, and after one of my meetings, some friends said we should go out to Bourbon Street. Sounds fun, so I’m in, and we get there and the first bar we go to seems fine, but once we get in, we find out it’s a strip club. I had never been to a strip club and admittedly, I was probably very awkwardly sticking out like a sore thumb. Eventually, a stripper comes up to me and asks if I want a dance so I figured “when in Rome”, and went up with her to try something new. Well first, I had to hit the ATM bc I didn’t have cash, and the whole time I was withdrawing money she was running her nails down my arms, which was something I couldn’t complain about lol. Then we get to the dance and she tells me “no touching”, which I’m fine with and I tell her that and she says something like “that’s my good boy”. (Instant butterflies for me!) then right after that, she starts running her fingers through my head because I “looked like a person who liked head scratches”. Needless to say I spent quite a bit of money to stay with her, and got called a good boy quite a few times, so I’d say it was worth it! Definitely threw me off tho, especially because she was 24 and not an older woman