Hey why did you read this. What is wrong with you. Your mother and I raised you better than that. That's it go to your room buster brown, I had it up to here with your SHHHEEEEEIIIIIIT. Look what you are doing to me, this is why I killed grandma...you useless piece of pumpkin pie. I outta just whip your tail right now, better yet where's your Xbox. I am gunna eat that junt, then buy myself a PS4 and never let you play it. HONEY THE KID IS BEING A CUNT AGIAN WHERE'S THE KETCHUP SO I CAN EAT THE XBOX. You are gunna be so sad, hahahahahahahaha and you can't do anything about it cuz I am your Dad. Now watch as I eat your ehhhhhhhhxxxxxxsssssss baaaaawks. Cool beans daddio this looks tasty....Eh...I can't do this. I love you too much to eat your xbox, I am sorry child. I just really didn't want you to read this Reddit post on the interwebs, you know me I have a tendency to over react. I just do it because I love you....I am just so glad I can be your dad. Give me hug...I am sorry, Hey can you get Daddy's gun. Oh it's right there next to Granny's rotting corpse. Thanks kid, do you mind looking away for a second. Doody doo Gunna shoot myself, wait youngling come here. When the nice police officer comes just say I was a monster and you shot me and grandma because we were infected with the evil magic from The book of the undead. Just hold the gun for a little second, actually just put your hands all over it, just like you did to my Southland Tales DVD. Good now Let me put on these here gloves...hm hm cewl cewl, now give me the gun. Oh by the way.... You were a mistake

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