On behalf of the mods, we give up.

The one thing separating this sub from all the others were Rule 1 and Rule 1b, but clearly we were wrong. You're all a bunch of savages that can't handle civility, so here's your arena.

Here's what you've always wanted...in this thread Rule 1 and 1b are not enforced. Go at it. Don't bother reporting anything that happens in this thread...we'll be busy drinking whiskey and debating which of the mods is the sexiest.

Tag your favorite users, get personal, we don't care anymore.

Keep it inside this arena though, we get ban happy when we're drinking, so if you take your savagery outside this cagefight thread, we're going to have a problem.

-MC, the best mod ever