Type: Statement of Candidacy for Chancellor

Applicant: Ms. Varriss Of Ovee/Barriss Offee.

Current Job: Acting Chancellor

Overseen by NRECO Agent: Abby Lith

Time Application started: 9:04 AM

Official Registration Time: 4:58 PM

Attached in the folder are all the required files

Notes:

Applicant broke down in tears upon seeing NRECO agent and sobbed for a few minutes: 9:00 AM

Applicant resigned herself to her fate: 9:04 AM

Applicant bruised her head by deliberately hitting it on the counter: 10:52 AM

Agent went on lunch break: 11:00 AM

Agent returned from lunch break: 1:02 PM

Applicant offered her first born again: 1:21 PM

Applicant started meditating: 2:43 PM

Applicant snapped at the beeping sound from the smoke detector: 2:45 PM

Applicant demanded someone replace the battery because it's a "fire hazard": 2:46 PM

Applicant replaced battery in smoke detector herself: 3:15 PM

Applicant broke another pencil: 4:25 PM

Applicant said thank you, but in a sarcastic manner, and suggested this should have only taken fifteen minutes: 4:59 PM

I wonder if I can drive her to punching the glass next time....