FNM Special Report:

Twenty Five were injured after the Anti-Chancellor and Pro-Chancellor arguments became heated on Ferrix.

The brawl started at a popular bar where an argument became heated and spilled out onto the streets, riot police soon arrived and joined in, taking sides throwing punches at each other.

One witness gave us this testimony: "Well we were watching the news, and one of the lads he said, 'I'll bet she'd look hot in that Vader suit.' Honestly I'm not sure who's side he was on, but another guy chuffed him and said something about sexism and then he got smacked back by the first guy, then one of the ladies shouted 'Bar fight!' and, well, everyone else was throwing stuff so I didn't want to feel left out."

The brawl continued for around a half hour with twenty five injured and at least fifty walking away with minor injuries they were too proud to report.

Sixty five people were arrested and forced to clean up the mess and pay back the barkeeper for damaged property before being let go with a stern warning and a reminder of how disappointed their mothers would be for that kind of behavior.

One of those arrested had this to say: "I'd had a blast, like, I owe Frynkie a new Window, and like, this is gunna hurt tomorrow, but, you know, I just had a good time. I wish I knew what the whole fight was about, but Yobert deserved that punch and I saw my chance, that'll teach him to break up with me over text."