FEM report by guest Contributor Vanis Tigo and Dr Bandcroft: “Shocking and spicy emails have been recently leaked from the galactic capital, revealing a romance, that many had speculated, but never confirmed, Duke Erik of Velmor and Princess Nefi Scintel are finally confirmed to be an item. The speculation and drama we have been all following for years has finally come out, a Iove story that even imperial exiles have heard of and speculated about!

Due to privacy concerns, we will not be publishing the email, and we request that other media groups respect the privacy of the two lovebirds lest the public pressure tear them asunder!

For our part, my wife and I wish them the best and will continue to look forward to updates!

• contributors to FEM Vanis Tigo and Dr. Bandcroft.