This is guest columnist Geemo Gammer from Pijal, and I come before this audience with horrible news, the New Republic has taken action over my beautiful world to stop our glorious revolution and allow the monarchists and slaving Czerka Corporation the chance to crush the will of the people!

We cannot allow this to stand! Not after so much evil has been unleashed by the tyrants! The New Republic would rather side with tyrants than the people, this is disgusting, and while the New Republic sits in orbit blocking the aid for those in need, the monarchists grind those who oppose them into dust! The peace talks will happen with the Monarchists and the rebels they allow to survive to give the sham peace talks "Legitimacy!" Call your Senator NOW! Tell them to send the guns!"

-Guest Columnist Geemo Gammer of Pijal