Reporting by B1-M Unit B1M-39338 "Bob"

Cameras were not allowed at the site out of respect for the funeral.

Kept from being returned to his homeworld by the despicable Admiral Zsinj, the cremated remains of Brentin Wexley and the heroic droid Mister Bones have finally been laid to rest on Akiva.

Mister Bones was a hero and celebrity in Battle Droid culture, his exploits with the organic Temmin Wexley being popular for newly built Battle Droids to watch and learn from. His death during the battle of Jakku triggered an outpouring of grief, and to see him finally properly laid to rest and honored is a reminder to all Battle Droids of our commitment to protecting the galaxy and the galaxy's respect for the droids who serve it.

OOM-14 himself gave a touching and moving speech that was beyond words, his droid eloquence bringing somber Rogers and heartfelt Rogers throughout, though admittedly some of the organics present seemed rather confused.

OOM-14 will be speaking with planetary leaders about the future of the planet and further cooperation with the New Republic and FSF in the near future.

This has been FNM with Unit B-39338 "Bob"