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Coruscant Gossip Today: Senator Varriss Of Ovee has fun at the DSV
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CGT This news, A new video has emerged that shows Senator Varriss Of Ovee had a kerfuffle at the Department of Speeder Vehicles on Coruscant while apparently attempting to renew her vehicle license, and CGT has video of the scene.

Embedded video in the article. After a thirty-second ad the video plays

"..... But I brought forms twenty-two, five, and sixteen, but there's no way I can get you the original transfer deed because the guy I got the Delta Twelve from literally got shot in front of me by Storm Troopers!"

"I'm sorry ma'am, but without a proper custody chain, we cannot authorize this to fly in Coruscant air traffic."

"This is insane, I have all the documents I need according to the Holonet site! And I have the military signed document showing his death and my ownership of this!"

"You'll need to speak to a lawyer about transferring the vehicle from his estate, as it stands it's still registered with him."

"He was from Alderaan! I already looked!"

"Well, we can have you apply for an eight thirty-nine form to apply for salvage rights for the vehicle, but we'll need to see proof of his death, and the death of his relatives."

Varriss stares blankly "But I gave you the military document!"

"We'll need a civilian document, you will have to have that military document verified by the office of missing people on the third floor, there will be an additional fifty credit surcharge for verifying it and you'll have to wait five to six weeks for a full investigation to be completed."

"No one else required that!"

"Well, maybe out in the Rim they don't need that, but here we like to make sure vehicles are owned legally."

"Really?" Varriss replies sharply before taking a deep breath "I am one with the Force and the Force is with me." She mutters quietly.

The video ends and another ad plays

I guess it just goes to show that even Senators and even Vice Chancellors have as much fun as everyone else at the DSV!

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