That's right folks people are going absolutely crazy over Democracy Zing by Jar Jar Industries. In recognition of the Democratic Front winning a commanding victory over this Kuat fella, many people who previously drank Kuat Soda are now giving it up for Democracy Zing!, a soda you can feel good about.

That's the slogan of it -- a soda you can feel good about. And it really captures the zeitgeist of our divided galaxy... perhaps that's why so many new people have taken to drinking it, Democracy Zing! the new soda from Jar Jar Industries.

Jar Jar Industries, formed by Senator Jar Jar Binks with his cut of the spoils of war from the Invasion of Naboo, had not previously had a breakout product, instead stuck with middling, confused launches -- like the Speefo, a podracer that has only sold a couple of units.

Anyawy now thanks to Democracy Zing!, Jar Jar Industries is making money hand over fist! The Senator, asked for a statement, said "meesa enjoying dha BOMBDA success of Democracy Zing!"