I'm a teenager, and I literally can't stay in the cafeteria at school. One of my friends is an extremely loud chewer and slurper, and if I sit near them at lunch, I fear I might have a meltdown. I'm too anxious to sit next to anyone else, so most of the time I eat lunch in the girl's bathroom.

Any social outing is almost always shitty, as most of the time we go to the movie theatre or out to eat, and I can't stand the chewing. Most of my social interactions are in class or through online video games. I still can't believe anyone still wants to be my friend, as I rarely hang out with my friends outside of school. The only person I regularly hang out with is my friend Cindy, who A) Doesn't eat much outside of her house and B) She's a very quiet chewer.

Please tell me I'm not alone on this.