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This team makes me drink.
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I'm used to heartbreak in my life. I feel like this team likes to fuck with my emotions. It's like that chick you like that keeps teasing you and leading you on but never actually puts out. They should rename blue balls to purple balls. They'll give you just enough to excite but never finish the job.
But you know what? When it's all said and done, at least I got a boner from her. It gave me some excitement. And it teases me just enough to say, "hey, maybe next time I'll get to the glory land."
I'm drunk and you're all awesome. Let's stay on this wild ride together and see where it takes us.
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