Please don't blow up my inbox with run of the mill hookup offers. I will probably not respond if there's nothing unique or interesting about it.

Some examples:

*Movie theater or other public or semi-public place

*Massage, especially by multiple people

*Threesome with brothers, father/son, etc.

*Trucker(s) at a truck stop

*You're a virgin (don't lie!)

*Guys' camping or fishing trip, or poker night

*Consensual non-consent

*Cemetery, if you're sure there are no cameras

*Fulfilling your interesting fantasy

*Role play, somewhere other than the bedroom (I could be looking at property you own, inspecting your construction site, etc.)

*Office with other people in next room, or you're at least making actual phone calls while I stroke, suck, or fuck you

*You and your friends have a pussy-eating contest :-)

I'm a little bit overweight (is "mom bod" a thing?), nice 40D's, love oral, no drama. I don't want to share pics, because I prefer mystery. I could possibly email you some if no-pics is a deal breaker.

Make me an offer I can't refuse! I don't want to have to do the planning (other than telling you when I'm available)-- I want to be able to just show up and have fun. Be sure to include where you're located or if you're willing to travel (I prefer the SW metro area) and when you're typically available. Looking forward to reading some unique offers! :-)