Me:
34F, Asian/Latina/white, 5'4, 140 lbs, conventionally attractive, Minneapolis, well-adjusted and serious about this.
You:
8.5" or bigger penis, 18 , evening and weekend availability, able to come to Dinkytown area regularly, STD-free, no exceptions.
Age, gender identity, race, body type, & attractiveness don't matter. I do have preferences, but I'm mainly concerned with safety, logistics, your enthusiasm, and your big fat cock.
Kinks:
Many ongoing scenarios involving CNC, sleep-play, breeding, me pretending to be an exotic dancer, us meeting at a seedy motel, etc. If you fulfill some of my kinks, I'll fulfill some of yours, even if they don't match.
Requirements to apply:
- Include [name you'd like me to call you], age, height, and city/town.
- Picture of your erect cock next to a ruler/measuring tape. Bonus pts if you include girth.
- Picture of your naked body head to toe, you can blur/cover your face but I still want to see your head included.
ReadMe
If your application is complete, I'll send you a nude and then ask you to record a video of you jerking off. I'll let you know the specifications. If I like what I see, we can swap face pics and schedule a quick public, platonic meeting where we can swap test results and check vibes. If you haven't had an STD test since your last unprotected sexual contact, you can still apply and I'm willing to wait for you to get one done. Include whether you've seen the show Firefly so I'll know you read to the end. Morena Baccarin, amirite? I'm not in a rush, so if you're trying to fuck within a week, it's not happening. I can get all the dick I could ever want, but I'm trying to craft a once-in-a-lifetime experience, not some quick, desperate, one-time fuck. Happy searching, ya'll!
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