I’m at a hotel that serves breakfast. There is a slight problem in that the little butter packets are FROZEN solid, so I decided to place my butter packet as shown in the picture so that it warms up a bit to be spreadable by the time my English muffin is toasted. I have been here a few days and this has worked perfectly. The butter is so frozen that at the end of the process it’s perfectly spreadable.

This morning, I did my typical set up and then stepped away to get my coffee ready. When I returned to the toaster my butter was gone. It was only me and this guy in the dining area, so I said “Excuse me, did you at steal my butter?” And he said, “oh that was yours? I thought someone left it there.”

Then he handed me back my butter, and I’m now mildly infuriated. (1) it’s 6:15am and the breakfast starts at 6:00am, we were the first people there, (2) I was that only other person there, (3) my toast was still in the toaster toasting, (4) even you, my dude, stepped away from the toaster after you put your toast in to get your orange juice. … so like WTF?!

Okay, that’s all.