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36 [F4M] Mid-Michigan- Hilarious, Beautiful, Plus size woman seeking man for sarcastic witty banter, and eventually something more serious.
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ShanBanan818 is a female age 36 looking for a male in Michigan
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Hello! Just a gal looking for a guy who likes quiet nights, trying new places, and communicating exclusively in sarcasm and banter. Have you ever wanted to walk the thin line between flirting and bullying? Perfect! I'm looking to see what's out there, with the intention of exploring something more serious, not looking for something casual.

I work full time, I'm independent, I enjoy all the typical things like spending time with family, being with friends, watching sports, outdoor summer stuff, trying new places to eat, etc. I am looking for a guy with his life mostly together, preferably around my age ( 30-45)  and location, ( within 60 miles of Saginaw County) who prefers plus size or curvy women. If you've ever been told you look like Alan Tudyk then you're EXACTLY my type. Ideally someone who is also independent, working full time, confident, with a witty sense of humor. I am not interested in dating outside of Michigan at this time, I'm not interested in joining a couple, and I'm also not interested in having my own children.

Random interests and talking points, maybe we have some things in common:

Fall Out Boy. Beetlejuice. Emerald green. Philadelphia Eagles. A pile of crab legs. Jeff Goldblum. Bar trivia. Scrubs. Flirting that borders on bullying. Tarot cards. Dinosaurs. Naming houseplants and inanimate objects. Collecting rocks and crystals. Michael Keaton is the best Batman, fight me. Crab rangoons. Stanley Tucci. Having a little reefer at the end of the day. Men who support women's rights are the hottest men. Redheads. Quiet moments like on the beach or bon fire are better than any club or music festival. Trump supporters need not apply.

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