Well I have officially freshened up and can finally now sit here and be able to tolerate trying to catch up with all the Reddit fuckery, you know the hot wives and the young chicks that turned 18 last week and are in college but their accounts are 4 years old and they have a karma of 3 million and then the school teachers that even out what school they teach in on their acct profile, ya know the same one that they advertise their OF acct with…. An my messages seem to work just fine on my acct but I’ll have you know don’t none of the ladies dm’s work and you have to message them on 7 different sites and then take an appointment card to get a meeting set up for last Wednesday and the next available isn’t until 2034 but you hit that OF subscribe button bc it’s free, dont cost a dime for your finger to hit that button but wait, what was that? Damn got to put a credit card in but why it’s free!?!? Ohhh I see Karen done and made it $3 for 31 days but damn I got to do it bc I’m desperate and need that vagene real bad, 2 days later there’s ol Ellie May fucking Leroy from pornhub, but wait a minute I messaged her last week and he ain’t even been on here 48 hours and he’s already got her doing the slide monkey position from the ceiling fan with a dildo in her ass the size of John Cofees arm you know the guy from the green mile that was innocent. Yea well anyhow I hope these women have maids bc they have pissed in every pair of pants and bloomers that they own today, so she better pull that sundress above her tits to piss in that parking lot or she ain’t gonna have a damn thing to wear to the bar to meet that couple that’s looking a unicorn but they gonna be disappointed bc I ain’t seen not one damn horn come out of her head, ohhhhhh dear sweet baby Jesus does that unicorn mean she’s got a donkey dong hid his sisters thong he stole out of her drawer? Look at her face she knows it but boy her husbands getting a big surprise somebody should have taught him how to judged a book by its cover bc when he pulls the covers back tonight he’s gone realize that chick has a way bigger dick! 😳 oh well I just seen my favorite soccer mom bend over with that ass stretcher 4000 the one that plays music and vibrates ya know and it’s just got me turned on so much but it’s a hard dick killer bc the previews are so damn short you only get to hear the first 2 beats, pisses me off, so imma just go watch some free pornhub now and the hell with these Reddit previews and false advertising Karen’s who’s dms don’t work! We’ll see youns later!