Well it’s Thanksgiving what am I’m thankful for

Now as I sit I feel this soft round object in my pants pocket so I reach in and pull it out lol it’s a “Glow In The Dark CockRing” why is this fucking thing always in my pocket why am I carrying this fuckin thing around is it just because since I am kind of homeless I just don’t know where to put it. Should I be thankful for it ? Let’s study the matter.I imagine explaining it to somebody would go like this

Sir excuse me is that a cockRing in your pocket no sir it's nightlight bracelet my girlfriend has one that tells time very cool. She can suck my Cock and keep track of dinner at the same time very innovative.

Why is this thing always in my pocket must be part of being homeless hey this sucks but at least I got my cockRing ! Life is good !

And you can find me in the dark for safety kind of like having your favorite blanket but....it doesn't keep you warm it's like a beacon in the dark for her lips 👄Eureka ! That's how it can keep me warm whew now that that is settled I am thankful for my CockRing

I am thankfully putting it back in my pocket !!!